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AT NAACP BUSH
SAYS RACISM STILL EXISTS
Fortunately, for his
party. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Iraq Violence Intensifies
Factions fighting over whether or not
they're in a civil war. |
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After Opening Second Front in
Lebanon, Israel Warns Syria, Iran
Puts Brazil, Cambodia on notice. |
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Milestone: Coalition Forces
Turn First
Province Over to Iraqi Army
Ceremony attended by entire population of
province and both of his camels. |
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Afghanistan's Cabinet
Proposes
Reestablishing Religious Police
U.S. Religious Police support proposal. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Blair Angrily
Denies He's Bush's
Poodle
Pees on reporter's leg. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Finally Takes Action on
Pentagon Lawyer Responsible
For Abu Ghraib Debacle
Appoints him to Federal Appeals Court. |
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Army Softens Basic Training
So Fewer Soldiers Will Wash Out
Jacuzzi, massage, turn-down service now
standard for new recruits. |
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REMINDER |
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The failed businessman
of today is the failed president of tomorrow. |
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Gonzales: Bush Personally
Blocked Wiretapping Probe
Considered it an invasion of his privacy. |
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Dept. of Homeland Security
Paid for Escort Services
Part of effort to protect nation from
terrorists disguised as prostitutes. |
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POLITICS |
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House Republicans Say Gay
Marriage Amendment God's
Idea
Apparently He created gays, then realized
He'd made a horrible mistake. |
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