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TRUMP SURVIVES
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
“I ducked the bullet and wrestled
the gunman to the ground,” he
tells reporters. |
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India: Most Expensive
Wedding Ever
Son of country's wealthiest man
marries billionaire heiress in
lavish over-the-top days-long
ceremony costing hundreds of
millions of dollars and watched
by over a billion people who
earn, on average, $2.36 a day. |
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| POLITICS |
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Trump Reportedly Basing Runningmate
Pick on Their Hair
Shown: Burgum, Vance, Rubio, Scott
(without recently purchased toupee). |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Fake Electors to Be
Delegates at GOP Convention
If they don't vote properly they'll
be replaced by fake delegates. |
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Project 2025 Calls for Second
American Revolution
Only this time we're the British. |
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| REMINDER |
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If you believe ballots made with
bamboo threw the last election to
Biden, Project 2025 wants to talk
to you. |
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Report: Trump Allies Plan to
Challenge His Loss Should He Lose
Gathering bear spray, zip ties,
Viking helmets, Confederate flags, swastika
t-shirts. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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New York City Spends $4 Million
to Develop New Trash Bin
It replaces throwing your trash in
the street when no one's looking. |
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