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 NO. 1240 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 8 - 14, 2024 

Jul 1
July 15
BIDEN DEFIANT, WON'T LEAVE RACE
Hints he might seek third term.
 
WORLD NEWS
UK: Labor Wins in Landslide
Ends Britain's most fertile period for satirists since 1960s.
Poll: Americans Have a More Favorable View of Russia
“Once you get past the war crimes,” says one respondent.
Pope Francis Approves First Millennial Saint
St. Dude.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Giuliani Disbarred in New York
People wanting Giuliani to represent them in legal matters “must be very disappointed, and out of their minds,” says one legal analyst.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Rules
President Has Almost
Unlimited Immunity

Critics: giving Trump immunity like giving ten-year-old an assault rifle.
Republicans Ban Any Mention
of Trump's Conviction
on House Floor

Anyone who does will be primaried.
Text of Heritage Foundation's
Project 2025 Released

Translated from the original German.
 
REMINDER
  The worst-case scenario will be televised.
 
Trump Advisers Call for
Resumption of Nuclear Tests

In blue states.
Trump Suggests Televised Military Tribunals for Liz Cheney, Others
“Think of the ratings!” he adds.
Three People Attacked by
Sharks on Fourth of July

Trump: “I'll get rid of all the sharks on Day 1.”
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