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PAGE THREE – JULY 8 - 14, 2024
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TECHNOLOGY
OpenAI Reveals It Was Hacked
By “a bunch of humans.”
 
LAW
Supreme Court to Weigh FDA's Refusal to Approve Flavored Vapes
Report: Ketanji Brown Jackson spotted Martha Alito and Ginni Thomas vaping in the girls room.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Some Compare 2024 to 1924
Others compare it to 1876, or 1933, or 1860, or 1968, or 476.
 
RELIGION
Vatican, in Rare Move, Excommunicates Archbishop
As a result he loses all perks, privileges and discounts.
 
SPORTS
Olympics: NBC Will Use AI-Generated Voice of Al Michaels
Sending Al to Paris “would cost too much,” says NBC sports czar Dick Ebersol.
FEATURE
Before former President Trump's verdict was announced, only 17% of Republicans said a convicted felon could become president. After the verdict, what percentage believed a convicted felon could become president?
   A )  18%  
   B )  20%  
   C )  25%  
   D )  58%  
Hint: apparently not all convicted felons are created equal.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Australia: Cuddling Koalas Could Become Illegal
And kissing a platypus could lead to a very long prison sentence.

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