| NEW IMMIGRATION BILL WOULD
EXTEND 20-FOOT BORDER FENCE |
 THE LENGTH
OF TEXAS
Impregnable to anyone
not in possession of a ladder. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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To Prevent Leaks, Kremlin
Switching to Typewriters
And confiscating all carbon paper. |
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Mexico, With 32.8% Obesity
Rate, Moves Past U.S. as Fattest Country in Hemisphere
But only because Twinkies, Ho-Hos and
Ding-Dongs were unavailable last year. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Afghanistan:
Unused Building That Cost U.S. $34 Million to
Build to Be Destroyed
In its place: a poppy field. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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GOP Split Into Two Factions
on Immigration
One wants to keep everybody out, other
just wants to keep out Mexicans. |
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Bill in House Would Create
National Park on the Moon
And you thought this was a do-nothing
Congress. |
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Don't smoke after fracking. |
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Obama Administration Asks Federal
Workers to Spy on Each Other
And report anyone they think is watching them. |
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Illinois Passes Law Allowing Residents to
Carry Concealed Weapons
After heavy lobbying from drug lords, gang members,
convicts. |
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| POLITICS |
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Koch Brothers TV Ad: $34,000 a Year Puts
You in World's Wealthiest 1%
Along with them. |
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