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SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
O'CONNOR TO STAY
Says so over cup of hemlock
at White House tea. |
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World’s Largest French
Fry
Sells on EBay for $200
Becomes top story in slow news week. |
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U.S. Offers $25 Million for
Saddam
Saddam offers $50 million for Bush. |
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Second Saddam Audio Tape
Broadcast
Wake Up, Baghdad features former
ruler, sons Uday and Qusay, musical
guests. |
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Bush, in Africa, Denounces
Slavery
But thinks matter should be left to the
states. |
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Forced
Accordion Lessons
Unconstitutional
Judge overturns lower
court ruling. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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President Completes Tour
Of Friendly Countries
Leaves, returns on same day. |
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Government Losing Battle for
Biodefense Experts
Most now working for TV news channels,
explaining the threat. |
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28% of U.S. Highway Bridges
Deficient
But you can still drive across remaining
72% without a care in the world. |
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REMINDER
People who live in
glass houses
shouldn't get stoned. |
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Bush Lands on Aircraft
Carrier Abraham Lincoln Again
Declares major news coverage of his lying
in State of the Union address over. |
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Federal Record a Whopping
75,606 Pages
Most of it regulations designed to
streamline government. |
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Cheney Gets Clean Bill of
Health
Doctors declare veep fit, but worry that
they couldn't detect a conscience. |
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