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BIN LADEN
ALIVE
Latest video reveals new
endorsement deal with
Nike. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Smaller Nations Grant U.S. Exemption
From International Criminal Court
Also agree to give us their lunches, do our
homework. |
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Britain to Relax Marijuana
Laws
Will allow tradition of "High
Tea" to continue. |
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Strike First Option Needed
To Counter Rogue Nations
With Nuke, Bio Weapons
Saddam Hussein spells out new
strategy to Iraqi parliament. |
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PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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French Mark Bastille Day
They celebrate in traditional fashion. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Administration Has
Another Good Week
Nobody accused of murder. |
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Ex-WorldCom Execs Take 5th
Won't answer question, "Are you
now or have you ever been a member of the
Republican Party?" |
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Captain
Hook Calls
for New Laws to
Deter Plundering
Piracy, pillaging,
looting, rape and
thievery will be severely
punished, he warns, in
tough speech. |
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Nevada Chosen as Nation's
Nuclear Waste Dump
Approved overwhelmingly by vote of
Senators not from Nevada. |
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$165 Billion Budget Deficit
Looms
However, Bush will sell Treasury to Cheney,
finance deal with government loan, then
list sale as profit, erasing deficit. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Meat-Eating
Chinese Fish Which Can
Also Walk On Land Multiplying in U.S.
Should eliminate all other species,
including humans, by late this year. |
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