TRUMP NAMES CHRISTIE
FIRST RUNNER-UP
He'll assume duties of running mate should
Pence be unable to fulfill them. |
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Turkish Coup Fails: Martial
Law Declared
Alternate side of the street parking suspended. |
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Cameron Leaves 10 Downing
Street, But the Cat Will Stay
Cat favored Brexit. |
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Russia Developing Hypersonic
Strategic Bomber Spaceplane
Could be used to deliver passengers
and/or nuclear weapons. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Who's Who of Republican Party
Not Attending Republican Convention
We're all shampooing our hair,
they explain in joint statement. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Latest Poll: Country Split
Down the Middle
And well-armed. |
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Release of Once-Classified
Section of 9/11 Report Confirms
Saudi Involvement
We know XXXXXX met with XXXXX and spoke with XXXXXXX. |
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REMINDER |
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Maintain your grip on augmented reality. |
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Republican Platform Declares
Pornography Public Health Problem
Money saved from cancelling Obamacare
would be used to stamp out pornography. |
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FBI: No Longer Seeking
D.B. Cooper
Hoop-di-doo! tweets @TheRealDBCooper. |
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POLITICS |
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Cleveland Says It's Ready
For GOP Convention
Clears streets of homeless drunks to make
room for Republican drunks. |
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