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PEOPLE
New York Times: Trump “Unfit to Lead”
But still fit to print.
BUSINESS
AT&T: Hackers Accessed All
Cell Customers' Calls, Texts

Company advises customers to change their name, move to a new address in a new city, and start over.
Telecom Firms Use AI to Manage Increased Data Loads Caused by AI
“It caused the mess, now it has to clean it up,” says one exec.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Some Grocery Stores Selling
Bullets in Vending Machines

They're located near the aisle selling bulletproof vests.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Watching Sports Could
Lead to Longer, Happier Life

Note: study did not include fans of the Los Angeles Clippers.
SCIENCE
Scientists Using AI to Decode
What Dogs' Barks Mean

So far they've determined “Woof!” means “Hey!”
Crew of Mars Habitat Emerges
After One Year

They're all physically fine, but not talking to each other.
Musk Lays Out His Plans to Colonize Mars
Eventually it will become an advanced civilization made up of millions of his descendants.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we referred to the Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 as an “extremist White Christian manifesto that would serve as a blueprint for an anti-democratic takeover of the United States.” After a review, however, we decided no correction is necessary. We apologize for any confusion.

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