 EARTH SIZZLES
Authorities everywhere advise
public: do not eat eggs fried on the
sidewalk. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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China to Kerry: Chinese Have
Smaller Carbon Footprint
Than Americans
Kerry to China: that's only because
of footbinding. |
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| BUSINESS |
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India: CEO Fires 90% of His Staff,
Replaces Them With Chatbot
Chatbot buys 90% of the stock, fires
CEO, replaces him with actor. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Kissinger Meets Privately
With Chinese Leader
Says he's surprised at “how young
Mao looks.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Judge Sets May Date for
Trump Documents Case
Prosecution had requested December,
Trump's lawyers never. |
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Report: Justice Thomas Gave
Billionaire Benefactors Unique
Access to Court
“There's no mention of billionaires in
the Constitution,” says court spokesman. |
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| REMINDER |
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You don't need a weatherman to
know which way this is all headed. |
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Trump Says He Plans to Put More
Power in President's Hands
And less in vice president's. |
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| POLITICS |
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Dems: No Place in Democratic
Party for RFK Jr's Antisemitic
Beliefs
“Plenty of room here,” says RNC. |
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Trump Tells Rally: U.S. a "Third
World Hellhole" Run by "Perverts"
and "Thugs"
Passes out "Keep America Great" hats. |
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