PUTIN APPEARS IN PUBLIC
Asks passersby, How'm I doin'? |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Successful Military Coup
Overthrows Government
in Niger
Well done, Trump writes,
invites new leader whoever he is
to visit Mar-a-Lago. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Elite Colleges Favor
Very Rich Applicants When
All Other Factors Equal
Take into account student's personal
struggle to overcome stigma of great
wealth. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Key West: Winner
Named in Hemingway Lookalike Contest
He also wins drinking competition. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Cardbord Box Sales,
Reliable Economic Indicator,
Slowest Since Great Recession
Those who can't afford one live in one. |
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New Indictment: Trump
Employee 4 Identified
Trump Employee 5 moves up to 4. |
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Whistleblower: Government
Concealing Evidence of Extraterrestrials
In humongous jars, he tells Congress. |
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REMINDER |
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Gamble, drink, and drive responsibly. |
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POLITICS |
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Iowa: Republicans Run Ads
Trying to Persuade Trump
Supporters He's Unelectable
We love that he's unelectable, says
one. |
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Candidate Makes GOP Debate
Threshold by Giving $20 Gift
Card for Every $1 Donation
Now his account's overdrawn, he's
hungry, and he can't afford bus fare. |
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