Ironic Times

 NO. 826 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 1 - 7, 2016 

Jul 25
Aug 8
TRUMP CAMPAIGN ADVISER DEFENDS NY POST NUDE PHOTO SPREAD OF MELANIA
Says previous first ladies have done same.
 
WORLD NEWS
China: Mistress-Dispelling
Services Increasingly
Common in Larger Cities

Trying to keep pace with spread of mistress-finding services.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Belgian Scientists Demonstrate Turning Urine Into Drinkable Water
As of yet, their lemonade stand hasn't turned a profit.
U. S. NEWS
Trump, Clinton Begin Receiving Intelligence Briefings
Trump immediately tweets nuclear codes, then deletes it, says he's joking.
Bill O'Reilly: Slaves Who Built White House “Well Fed and Had Decent Lodgings Provided by the Government”
They had everything but their own slaves.
 
REMINDER
  Vote for the most experienced of two evils.
 
POLITICS
  Trump Accused of Stiffing “USA
Freedom Kids” Who Performed
At One of His Rallies

After months of wrangling, group has since soured on Trump and gone Goth.
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