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 NO. 1087 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 2 - 8, 2021 

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  JUDGE RULES IRS MUST GIVE TRUMP'S TAXES TO CONGRESS
And Pelosi promises to give free copy to anyone and everyone who asks for one.
 
WORLD NEWS
New Zealand Rated Best Place to Survive Global Societal Collapse
Ultra-rich said to be trading in ski lodges in Zermatt for bomb shelters in Auckland.
 
POLITICS
Report: Trump Told DOJ, “Say
the Election Was Corrupt and
Leave the Rest to Me”

Told Dept. of Treasury, “give me $1 billion and keep it under your hat.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Florida Man Immediately Washes Ashore Trying to Walk Inside Floating Barrel From Florida to New York
Hoped to revolutionize the way we think about eccentric Floridians.
U. S. NEWS
Jan. 6 Panel Holds First Hearing
And yet, we're still no closer to finding out who inspired, invited, and then incited the insurrection, and then watched it, gleefully, unfold on TV in the White House.
Poll: 47% of Republicans Say
Time Will Come to “Take the
Law Into Their Own Hands”

As if 6-3 majority on Supreme Court not enough.
 
REMINDER
  If you're sightseeing in the Capitol, bring twist ties and bear spray.
 
Half of Americans Consider
Therapy Before Embracing
Return to Normal Life

Unfortunately, half of nation's therapists “unwilling” or “unable"” to return to work.
Ted Cruz: Vaccine Mandates “Authoritarianism”
That's why he always drinks and drives, and never wears a seatbelt.
Red Tape Blamed for Delay in Approving Vaccines
FDA blames shortage of red tape.
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