UKRAINE: RUSSIAN CONVOY
BRINGS HUMANITARIAN AID |
Each truck packed with
desperately needed AK-47s, tanks, shoulder-fired missiles. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Poll: English Oppose Shared Currency
With an Independent Scotland
It's not like they spend any of it,
says one Englishman. |
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Abu Dhabi's Etihad Airways Offering
Luxurious Three-Room Suites
Aboard Their Jumbo Jets
During introductory Take Us Along
promotion your wives fly free. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Apple Planning Major
Announcement
Could involve Queen Elizabeth parachuting
to top of Big Ben wearing company's
long-rumored smartwatch. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Pentagon: International Effort
Needed to Crush ISIS
But first we must help them overthrow Assad. |
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One Third of American Adults
In FBI's Criminal Database
If you've never been convicted of a crime, signed
a petition, or have a name similar to someone
who has, you can relax. |
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REMINDER |
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No man is an island, unless it's for taxes. |
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9 Months After Government Shutdown
D.C. Hospitals Report Baby Boom
According to Bureau of Unintended
Consequences. |
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TRENDS |
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Cost of Raising a Child to 18 Soars
Over $245,000
Roughly fifty thousand Happy Meals
and two trips to Disneyland. |
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