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BUSH
"CAN'T
ATTEND" EARTH SUMMIT
Has "more important
matters" to attend
to. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Networks Pay for Al
Qaeda Tapes
Claim money only goes to fund for
terrorists' widows and orphans. |
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Saddam Hussein Overthrown
By Look-Alike
No changes expected. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Airlines Say They'll Stop
Questioning Passengers
Will rely instead on new
"Non-Terrorists Only" departure
gates. |
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Women's Wages Catching
Up to Men's
Not actually rising; just not
falling as fast. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Bush Gives
Simon Big Boost in
California
Promises to pardon him. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Secret Court Says Unnamed FBI
Agents Lied to Covert Commission
Nobody knows who's telling what to
whom, says anonymous source, speaking off
the record. |
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Georgia's Second Largest
School District May Offer Creationism
As Alternate View
Will also present theory that earth is being
carried on the back of a giant turtle. |
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President Outlines His
"Common Sense" Policy on Forest
Fires
If there are no trees, there can be no
forest fires, he explains. |
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| KIDZ' KORNER |
| Help Dick Cheney get from his
bunker to a meeting with his lawyers at the
White House while avoiding the Washington
Post, the New York Times, the Wall Street
Journal, and CNN! |
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