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 BIDEN PROMISES TO BE
GREAT CAMPAIGNER
In rambling, plagiarized discourse,
still ongoing at press time. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Iran to Launch Humans Into
Space in 10 Years
Will build mosque on moon by 2025. |
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World Has 10 Million Millionaires
Worth $51 Trillion
And 5.99 billion poor slobs fighting over what's left. |
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| ELECTION '08 |
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 McCain
Narrows Veep Choices to
Eight
Not all of them well
known. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Terrorism Database
Fraught With Errors
DHS asks all terrorists to re-register. |
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Economy Rebounds on Sudden
Spike in Existing Home Sales
Mostly by the McCains. |
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| REMINDER |
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Not
every turning of the
Constitution on its head
is a crime. |
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White House Says it's Missing
225 Days of E-Mail
More, if they keep deleting. |
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FDA Approves Irradiated Foods
Claims they're easier to see at night. |
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| WEATHER |
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Bad News: More Hurricanes Forecast
Good news: National Hurricane Center hiring again. |
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