Ironic Times

 NO. 311 “Expect the Ironic” AUG 28 - SEPT 3, 2006 

Aug 21
Sept 4
 
BUSH SAYS IRAQ STRAINING NATION'S PSYCHE
Also, his limited ability to absorb facts.
 
WORLD NEWS
U.S., France Forge Agreement
Congressional cafeteria serving French Fries again.
Analysis: U.S. Losing in Iraq, Afghanistan
Winning in Panama, Grenada.
U.S. Demands Iran Halt
Operations at Advanced
Nuclear Facility

The one we gave them.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Auckland, N.Z. Hosts Topless Porn Stars Parade
Revamped “Patriots Day” Parade attracts record attendance.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Poll Ratings Soar Among Evangelicals
Over 75% approve of how he's leading us toward Armageddon.
FDA Approves Morning-After Pill
A day too late for some.
 
 
REMINDER
  The only thing we have to fear is Rove himself.
 
NASA Slashes Space Station Budget
Future crews to brown bag it.
Bush: Leaving Iraq Would
Be a Disaster

Country could break out in sectarian violence.
 
POLITICS
Republican Candidates Not
Mentioning They're Republicans
In Campaign Ads

There's only so much information you can cram into 30 seconds.
Katherine Harris: “God Is the One Who Chooses Our Rulers”
Blame Him.
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