| DELEGATES ARRIVE IN
TAMPA FOR GOP CONVENTION |
 Party hopes upbeat
affair gives Romney a nice bump. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Analysts: China Developing Missiles
Able to Evade Our Defenses
But they'd only use them if we attacked first,
or defaulted on our loans. |
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U.S. General Blames Stress of Ramadan,
Fasting, Hot Weather for “Insider” Killings
of U.S. Troops by Afghan Allies
Also just getting up on wrong side of bed. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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 Ryan Rolls
Out Mom to Defend Him on Medicare
She says she's willing to drop her health care if it
helps him get elected. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Republicans Blast Akin for His Extreme
Views on Rape, Abortion
Which also happen to be party's platform on
rape, abortion. |
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Report: Since 9/11, NSA Has Engaged
in Massive Domestic Spy Program
Through data mining, video surveillance
and transmission intercepts they've gathered
enough information to send each and
every one of us to Guantanamo. |
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| REMINDER |
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Report all legitimate rapes to the police. |
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Survey: Middle Class Shrinking
But still well represented in prime time. |
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| POLITICS |
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Romney Tells Michigan Crowd Nobody Ever
Asked Him to Produce His Birth Certificate
Except once in the Cayman Islands, and the
man was whipped for impertinence. |
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