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EDWARDS LEADS
AMONG HOOTERS WAITRESSES
Cheney leads among
Hooters customers. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Bush Reelection Ad Touts
Flowering of Democracies Throughout the
World
Makes no mention of Venezuela. |
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Sex Discrimination Suit Filed
Against Prince Charles
He's against it, according to
complaint. |
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| ELECTION '04 |
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Kerry Still Has Piece of
Shrapnel
In Leg From Vietnam
Bush still has piece of swizzle stick in
leg from barroom mishap. |
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Maze Added to Presidential Debates
Each candidate will be given thirty minutes to
find an exit strategy. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Greenspan Warns of Crisis
When Baby Boomers Don't Get Promised
Social Security Benefits
Predicts hideous, sustained temper
tantrum. |
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Cheney Backs Gay Marriage
But only for those making over $200,000 a
year. |
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Report: Government Classifying
More and More Information
As Secret
How much is also a secret. |
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REMINDER
We're all part of a
control group. |
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Condoleezza Rice Urges
"Patience" in Iraq
“The Roman Empire wasn't
built in a day,” she says. |
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Bush Reschedules Release of
Poverty, Health Care Stats
To Coincide With Congress,
Media Vacation Time
To prevent unnecessary worry. |
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