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 NO. 468 “Expect the Ironic” AUG 31 - SEP 6, 2009 

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LT. WILLIAM CALLEY MAKES FIRST APOLOGY FOR MY LAI MASSACRE OF 41 YEARS AGO
Says it had been bothering him.
 
WORLD NEWS
India Legalizes Gay Sex
Primarily to irritate Pakistan.
Musicians Beaten by Taliban at
Wedding in Afghanistan

Doors tribute band returns to U.S., calls “gig in 'Stan” a big mistake.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
New Restaurant in China Serves Food Made Entirely by Robots
Some diners unhappy after finding integrated circuits in their soup.
U. S. NEWS
No Change: Obama Administration to Continue Rendition of Terror Suspects
Change: cancels tee-ball on White House lawn.
White House Panel Calls H1N1 Flu “Serious Threat” to U.S. Health
Biden asks for “calm, orderly” evacuation of all Americans to quarantine camps.
 
REMINDER
  A war of necessity is the mother of invention.
 
Postal Service to Offer 30,000 Employees Cash to Voluntarily Resign
And turn in their guns.
S.C. Governor Vows to
Continue to Run State

From Argentina.
 
POLITICS
RNC Mailer: Dems' Health
Plan Could Deny Medical
Treatment to Republicans

Unless they need an abortion.
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