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SPOT RETURNS FROM
FACT- FINDING TRIP TO MIDEAST
Will meet with the President
and make his recommendations. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Bush Asks Mexico for Aid
President Fox says he will consider
helping an old friend. |
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Indian Gov't Makes TVs
Cheaper to Discourage Sex, Lower
Population
Worked in America, says
official. |
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Microsoft Forms Own Army
Only for defensive purposes,
says Bill Gates. |
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PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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White House Releases
Official Concerned Bush Photo
To be
used by print media for
all stories relating to
sensitive issues on which
there is no consensus. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Surplus, Social Security Gone
Easy come, easy go, says
White House. |
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Ex-Felon Wins $41.4 Million
in Powerball Lottery
But Kentuckian plans to continue working
part-time as armed robber. |
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Condit's Publicity Chief
Resigns
Leaving to work for Slobodan Milosevic. |
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REMINDER
School is open, so be on the lookout
for heavily-armed students bearing
a grudge. |
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TRENDS |
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U.S. Attention Span Has
Shortened Considerably in Last 30 Years
Many factors to blame, according to
unfinished survey. |
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Man Arrested for Road Rage,
Ground Rage, Air Rage
Says he was running late for
an anger-management class. |
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Study: Bullies Healthier
Than Their Peers
Reason: bullies beat up their peers and
steal their lunches. |
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