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BUSH: NO PLANS
FOR EARLY PULLOUT
From Crawford. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Iraqis Make Major Progress in
Writing Constitution
Kurds, Shiites, Sunnis agree on alternate
side of the street parking regulations. |
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U.S. Sending More Personnel to
Iraq in Advance of October Election
Most were Republican poll workers in
Ohio. |
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Chavez Proposes Selling Cheap
Gas to Poor Communities in U.S.
Dick Cheney calls for his assassination. |
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RELIGION |
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Least Church-Going Countries
Give Most to Poor Countries
God knows why. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Human Exhibit Opens
at London Zoo
Already two have mated,
to the delight of
zookeepers. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Feds Warn of Terrorists Disguising
Themselves as Homeless People
Urge public not to give them any money. |
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Base-Closing Commission
Rejects Pentagon Plan to
Close Two Navy Bases
Connecticut base will continue to build
submarines, Maine shipyard will continue
to dismantle them, sell metal for scrap. |
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REMINDER
We're fighting them over there so we
can win elections over here. |
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Soaring Gas Prices Force More
Americans to Walk, Bike, Use
Public Transportation
It's horrible, horrible, says
one. |
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Pentagon Adds Slogans to
Troops' Gravestones
Some find recruitment pitches in bad
taste. |
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