| ENTERTAINMENT |
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TV: Miss
Universe Pageant Moves to
Cable
Shown: Miss Mars struts
her stuff during swimsuit
competition. |
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Church Wants to Rewrite Movie
Being Made of The Da Vinci Code
Thinks it would make good screwball comedy. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Pitt-Aniston Divorce Granted
On grounds of irreconcilable entourages. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Outlook for Economy Still
Bright, With One Dark Cloud on Horizon
Three-fourths of workforce employed as
real estate agents. |
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Market Takes Note of Global
Warming
Investors buying ice futures. |
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24-Hour Book Vending
Machines In Paris Coming To America
In U.S., books will be replaced with candy. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Researchers Developing
Urine-Powered Battery
Could help lost beer drinkers find
their way home in the dark. |
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British Study: Men Are
Smarter Than Women
Women's study: Brits are idiots. |
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 Previously Unseen
Einstein Manuscript
Uncovered
Document (right), which
reconciles quantum
mechanics with theory of
relativity, was used to
wrap his lunch. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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FDA Again Delays Decision on
Morning-After Pill
Keeps putting off until tomorrow what it
could do today. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Study: Maximum Contaminant Levels
Permitted for Plutonium-239 in Drinking
Water 100 Times Too High
EPA, Congress expected to take emergency
action as soon as major campaign donor gets
into the Plutonium-239 removal business. |
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