PEOPLE |
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Prince Harry
Pays Visit to Las Vegas
Nothing unusual occurs during his stay. |
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Romney Compares Protesters to
Greek Chorus
Then rips his eyes out. |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Parent Television Council: 6300% Increase
in Full Frontal Nudity on TV Last Year
Statistic surprises those who are kicking themselves
for having missed it. |
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BUSINESS |
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Newly Revealed Bain Documents Show
Romney's Offshore Investments Used
Blockers to Avoid Taxes
And kickers to avoid scrutiny. |
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Midwestern Drought Could Produce Good Wine
You weren't going to drink corn oil, anyway. |
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Internet
Billionaire Buys Hawaiian Island of Lanai
Larry Ellison pays natives equivalent of $24
in Puka shells. |
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SCIENCE |
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Mars Rover Curiosity Has Its Own Nuclear
Power Plant
If something goes wrong, well, there's always Venus. |
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New Super
PAC App Fact-Checks Political Ads to See if
They're Truthful
App comes with warning that some ads
cause phone to catch fire. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Good News: Fewer Workplace Murders
Bad news: fewer workplaces. |
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CORRECTION |
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A
recent list of banking scandals including the Barclay's,
the JPMorgan Chase London, Citigroup, UBS, Deutsche Bank LIBOR
International Interest Rate-Fixing Scandal, the HSBC Blind
Eye to Drug Money-Laundering Scandal, the JPMorgan-Chase
London Big Whale $5.8 Billion Dollar Bad Bet Scandal, the
Wells Fargo Steering Minorities into Subprime Loan Scandal,
the Capital One Misleading Customers on Credit Card Services
Scandal, and the Capital One Wrongful Foreclosure on
Members of the Military Scandal, did not include the Standard
Chartered ING Doing Business With Iran Scandal. We apologize
for the omission. |
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