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PEOPLE
Prince Harry Pays Visit to Las Vegas
Nothing unusual occurs during his stay.
Romney Compares Protesters to Greek Chorus
Then rips his eyes out.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Parent Television Council: 6300% Increase in Full Frontal Nudity on TV Last Year
Statistic surprises those who are kicking themselves for having missed it.
 
BUSINESS
Newly Revealed Bain Documents Show Romney's Offshore Investments Used “Blockers” to Avoid Taxes
And “kickers” to avoid scrutiny.
Midwestern Drought Could Produce Good Wine
You weren't going to drink corn oil, anyway.
Internet Billionaire Buys Hawaiian Island of Lanai
Larry Ellison pays natives equivalent of $24 in Puka shells.
SCIENCE
Mars Rover Curiosity Has Its Own Nuclear Power Plant
If something goes wrong, well, there's always Venus.
 
New Super PAC App Fact-Checks Political Ads to See if They're Truthful
App comes with warning that some ads cause phone to catch fire.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Good News: Fewer Workplace Murders
Bad news: fewer workplaces.
 
CORRECTION
 
A recent list of banking scandals including the Barclay's, the JPMorgan Chase London, Citigroup, UBS, Deutsche Bank LIBOR International Interest Rate-Fixing Scandal, the HSBC Blind Eye to Drug Money-Laundering Scandal, the JPMorgan-Chase London Big Whale $5.8 Billion Dollar Bad Bet Scandal, the Wells Fargo Steering Minorities into Subprime Loan Scandal, the Capital One Misleading Customers on Credit Card Services Scandal, and the Capital One Wrongful Foreclosure on Members of the Military Scandal, did not include the Standard Chartered ING Doing Business With Iran Scandal. We apologize for the omission.

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