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JON STEWART VOTED MOST
TRUSTED MAN IN AMERICA
Ali G voted Most Trusted Man in Britain. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Assistant Secretary of State
Says U.S. Would Consider
Russia Joining NATO
To strengthen military alliance against
ah, against the threat from, ah..... |
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U.S. Forces Swiss Bank to Reveal
Names of Clients
Swiss army ordered to grab
knives, await deployment. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Beer
Summit Yields Agreement on Race
But breaks down in bitter
acrimony when conversation turns
to sports. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Economy Slightly Less Worse
Than Expected
Translation: you can come in off the ledge,
but leave the window open. |
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Senate Committee Joins House,
Votes to End Funding for
Abstinence-Only Program
Will instead fund program imported from
England that promotes daily sex. |
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REMINDER |
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It's
time to declare victory
and go home. |
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Growing Unease on
Obama's Health Plan
Seniors fear they'll be rounded up and
shot. |
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LAW |
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Attorney General Still Undecided
About Prosecuting Bush Officials
May hold them in Guantanamo until he
makes up his mind. |
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