| NEW PRODUCTS |
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Sex Toys for
Dogs Debut
Not shown: leg toy. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Penn State Edges University of
Florida as Top Party School
By a keg. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Texting Raises Crash Risk
23 Times in Major Study
Based on drivers' texted answers to
researchers' questions. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Boastful,
Narcissistic Superstar Gets Own
Cereal
T.O.’s Honey Toasted Oats
contain "all the vitamins
and minerals you need to grow up
to become a boastful,
narcissistic superstar." |
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| FEATURE |
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| A study has proven that
“arm-swinging is an
integral part of the
energy economy of human
gait.” This proves
that: |
| A ) | the metabolic
rate of arm swinging is
relatively better than
not arm swinging. |
| B ) | the torque
and rotational twist
muscle energy expenditure
of arm-swinging is less
than expected. |
| C ) | it’s
amazing what studies get
funded. |
| Hint: and
this one wasn’t even
about sex. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Military Debunks Rumor It's
Developing Flesh-Eating Robot
Automated armored vehicle, impervious to
enemy attack, would operate indefinitely
by feeding on battlefield corpses,
according to Internet rumor
worth spreading. |
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