KIM JONG-IL
FREES TWO AMERICAN
JOURNALISTS
In exchange for Blu-ray edition
of his favorite Loony Tunes cartoons. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Bad News: Half of All Fruits,
Vegetables in UK Contaminated
Good news: fruits, vegetables not part of
British diet. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Obama's Poll Numbers Down
Sharply
But for different reasons. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Postal Service Pushing to End
Saturday Delivery
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail
will keep us from dropping Saturday. |
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DUI Gap Between Men, Women
Narrows Significantly
Youve come a long way, baby. |
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REMINDER |
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It's never too late to learn how to use an abacus. |
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Stimulus: $2.4 Billion to
Make Cars Greener
Earl Scheib announces 10,000 job
openings. |
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House Votes to Ban Big
Bonuses Which Encourage Bankers to Take
Inappropriate Risks Which Could Have
Serious Effects
Definitions to be determined by whoever
can afford the most expensive lawyers. |
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