PEOPLE |
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Putin Bares
Chest for Former
Russian Presidents
Calendar
Shown above: October. |
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Paula Abdul
Quits American Idol
Exit could signal presidential run. |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Palin Reportedly Planning
Radio Show
Something along the lines of "Burns
and Allen." |
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BUSINESS |
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Murdoch to Start Charging for
News
That'll be ten cents. |
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Number of Food Stamp
Recipients Exceeds 34 Million
Convenience stores, junk food
manufacturers call news
encouraging. |
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Disney
Misses Earnings Estimate
Grumpy blames Dopey. |
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SCIENCE |
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Researchers Pinpoint
Biochemical
Pathways by Which Cannabis
Causes Memory Loss
Its around here, somewhere. |
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Study: Temptation Harder to
Resist Than You Think
Based on thousands of interviews in Hell. |
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Aesops
Fable of Thirsty Crow
Raising Water Level in
Pitcher By Dropping
Stones into it Confirmed
in Experiment
Next up: verifying level
of protection afforded
fleeing rabbits by briar
patch as described in Tales
of Uncle Remus. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Recent Studies Show Exercise No Help
in Losing Weight
Just like you always suspected. |
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Relationships Improve After
Spousal Organ Transplants
So dont go to bed angry, give the jerk
a kidney. |
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