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BUSH DENIES
CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH
SAUDIS
“We've only
held hands,” he
says. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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England Names First
Court Jester Since 1649
Cabinet-level post will have full
authority over all intelligence agencies. |
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ECONOMY |
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Durable Goods Spending
Down 5.9% in June
Spending on flimsy, breakable goods rises
6.3%. |
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ELECTION '04 |
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Springsteen,
Dixie Chicks, R.E.M.,
Bonnie Raitt, Other Stars
to Tour For Kerry.
Dennis Miller taking guitar
lessons, will tour for Bush.
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U. S. NEWS |
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Latest Terror Alert: Americans
Urged to Stay Home, Pray
And don't vote. |
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Stock Exchange Expands
Electronic Trading, Curtails Floor
Trading
Will greatly speed up fraudulent
transactions. |
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REMINDER
Your vote counts, if you live in a
swing state. |
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Bad News: Economy Continued
To Replace Good Jobs With
Bad Jobs in July
Good news: there were only 32,000 new bad
jobs. |
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Latest Terror Alert Based on
Information Three Years Old
Which is in itself pretty terrifying. |
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POLITICS |
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Profile of Undecided Voter
Beginning to Emerge
Male, 45, college graduate, divorced,
same job for fourteen years, lives in a
second-floor apartment, 1114 Euclid St., Cincinnati,
Ohio, with two dogs and a goldfish named
Nemo. |
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