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 NO. 1033 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 20 - 26, 2020 

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AMERICANS WAITING LONGER AND LONGER FOR COVID-19 TESTS, TEST RESULTS
Shown: long lines for tests, or results.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russian Hackers Trying to Steal Vaccine Data From Research Facilities
And naked pictures of researchers.
 
LAW
High Court Rules Nearly Half of Oklahoma Belongs to Native Americans
Ruthless white marauders allowed to keep the rest.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Photographer Grabs Shot of Kayleigh McEnany's Briefing Book With Categorized Pre-Written Responses
Everything from “evasive” to “misleading.”
U. S. NEWS
Portland: Undercover Federal
Agents in Unmarked Vans
Detain Citizens Without Cause

Public urged to “say nothing to nobody.”
Trump Criticizes Navarro for
Anti-Fauci Op-Ed He Apparently Encouraged Him to Write

Warns him, “keep writing Anti-Fauci op-eds and I'll keep criticizing you.”
 
REMINDER
  One day Trump will just magically disappear.
 
Trump Suggests Biden Presidency Would Be a “Ratings Nightmare”
“Like a PBS fund drive,” he adds.
Report: White House Hopes
Americans Will Grow Numb
To Rising Death Toll

Recommends they inject novocaine with their bleach.
 
POLITICS
Biden Lays Out His Vision
For Economy With Slogan
“Build Back Better”

Chooses it over “Better Build Back,” and “Be Back Later.”
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