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PAGE THREE – JULY 20 - 26, 2020
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PUBLISHING
Don Jr Self-Publishing a Book
It's a grammar manual on how not to use an apostrophe.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: U.S. Billionaires Added
More to Their Wealth Since
Pandemic Began Than 23
States' Budget Shortfalls

Coincidence?
 
SPORTS
MLB: Teams Selling Fans
Cutouts of Themselves to
Sit in Their Regular Seats

Game-time tickets will be available for cutouts who show up at the last minute.
NBA: Snitch Hotline
Employed to Keep Players,
Staff Inside Bubble

Snitches can earn seconds on dessert.
Washington Redskins Getting New Name
Owner will select it from a list of racial slurs submitted by fans.
Which of the following states, countries or group of countries had 10,109 new coronavirus cases on July 2, over 3,000 more than all the other ten combined?
  A ) China
  B ) Japan
  C ) Korea
  D ) Vietnam
  E ) Thailand
  F ) Malaysia
  G ) Indonesia
  H ) The Philippines
  I ) Australia
  J ) The Eurpean Union
  K ) Florida
Hint: The most famous person who doesn't wear a mask has a home there.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Scientists Calculate a Person Could Theoretically Consume 83 Hot Dogs in 10 Minutes
But conclude it's better to eat less and over a longer period of time for a truly enjoyable dining experience.

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