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 NO. 1217 “Expect the Ironic” JAN 29 - FEB 4, 2024 

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Feb 5
JURY ORDERS TRUMP TO PAY E. JEAN CARROLL $83.3 MILLION IN DAMAGES
“But she's not my type,” he insists.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pope: Wine “Is a Gift From God”
Having said sex is a gift from God, Pope sends out invitations for “Wild Party at St. Peter's!”
Russia: Putin Has an Actual Opponent in Upcoming Presidential Election
Take a good look at Boris Nadezhdin (pictured) before he stumbles out of a 40th-floor window.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Doomsday Clock Remains at 90 Seconds to Midnight
That means you'll have 90 seconds to grab a few photos and some valuables before the world ends.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Tells Republicans
to Sink Immigration Bill

And put some cash aside for E. Jean Carroll.
Study: American Politics Nastier
Than at Any Time Since Civil War

Same issues, just switch the parties.
 
REMINDER
  It's an honor just to be snubbed.
 
Trump Has Already Spent
More Than $57 Million on
His Legal Fees

“More than any other President in the history of the country,” he boasts.
Analysis: Biden Facing Border
Crisis, Military Aid Dilemma

One possible solution: order massive shipment of razor wire to Ukraine, Israel.
 
POLITICS
Haley Getting Under Trump's Skin by Attacking His Vanity
Advisers encourage her to talk about how small his penis is.
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