BULLETIN OF
ATOMIC SCIENTISTS KEEPS DOOMSDAY
CLOCK AT 3 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
Pending results of Iowa Caucus. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Merkel: Refugees Must Return
Home Once Syrian War Over
Then, if it resumes, they can come back. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Only Women Senators Show Up
to Work Day After Snowstorm
They approve bill converting three men's restrooms in Capitol
building to women's restrooms. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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22 of Clinton's Emails
Considered Top Secret
And NSFW. |
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Report: Bloomberg Willing
To Spend $1 Billion on
Presidential Campaign
Would run on platform of smaller soft drinks. |
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REMINDER |
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You don't have to launder dark money. |
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Report: Black Drivers in Florida
Face Far Stricter Seatbelt Enforcement
We care about their safety, say cops. |
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POLITICS |
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Ben & Jerry's Debuts Limited
Edition Bernie's Yearning Ice Cream
Already sold out of Trump Orange Nut (not shown). |
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