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MIME TROOPS
ADDED TO COALITION FORCES
IN IRAQ |
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They'll help disperse large crowds. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Report: Saddam Doled Out
Lucrative Oil Contracts to Hundreds of
Friends
Dick Cheney says he is
"shocked." |
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Canada's Supreme Court:
Spanking Acceptable
As long as it's done in a private
club between consenting adults. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Prince
Charles Defends Ancestor,
"Mad King
George"
Says he was no crazier
than current royals. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Kay: Everyone Was Wrong
Except maybe Hans Blix and a few billion
others with half a brain. |
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Supreme Court to Review Death
Penalty for Teens
Expected to approve it, as long as it
doesn't interfere with homework. |
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Iraqis Will Send Experts to
America
Team will determine if free elections are
feasible in November. |
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REMINDER
Turn off your camera
phone when
you go to the bathroom. |
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Bush Names Head of White
House Office of Holy Matrimony
Brother Neil will take over after Asian
hooker incidents, paternity issue with
mistress, messy divorce case are
resolved. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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U.S. Blocks UN Plan to
Combat Obesity
Plan rejected as insulting to sugar
industry and two-thirds of all Americans. |
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