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| CHENEY
BLASTED FOR VISITING AUSCHWITZ IN
SKI PARKA |
| Later, raises more eyebrows
by wearing loud Hawaiian shirt
at Buchenwald. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Taiwan, China Initiate
Commercial Jet
Service For First Time
Flights will be used to exchange spies,
saboteurs, terrorists. |
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Report: Point of No Return on
Global
Warming in Ten Years or Less
Researchers advise public to eat, drink,
and be merry. |
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| FACTOID |
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Study: 9.3 Million Victims of
Identity Theft Last Year
But their increased purchasing helped
boost the economy. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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 Army to Send
New Remote- Controlled
Weapon to Iraq
The unmanned Rube
Goldberg Fighting Vehicle (shown)
goes through a series of goofy,
seemingly pointless maneuvers
before firing. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Sets Busy Agenda for
Second Term
“Plunge world into final conflict
where righteous ascend to heaven”
just one of many ambitious goals. |
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White House: Civil Service
Promotions to Depend on
Supervisor Approval, Not Seniority
Policy shift returns traditional American
practice of ass-kissing to government
work. |
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REMINDER
We have nothing to fear but Social
Security running out of money,
higher taxes, and
frivolous lawsuits. |
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More Journalists Reportedly
On White House Payroll
All employees of Fox News, The Washington
Times, The New York Post, eighty-nine
other newspapers and magazines, plus
seventy-seven op-ed columnists,
fifty-four political cartoonists, and
three hundred and twenty-six radio
personalities were paid a total of $13.2
billion to promote Bush agenda. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Homeland Security Drops
Terror
Alert Level Chart
“It served its purpose before the
election,” says spoksman. |
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