REPORT:
STEFANIK HAS INSIDE TRACK
AS TRUMP'S RUNNINGMATE
She's already agreed to accept death
by hanging if she's ever disloyal. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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China: Country's Birthrate
Continues to Drop, Despite Government
Efforts
“Use a condom, go to jail”
campaign deemed a failure. |
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Pope: Sexual Pleasure
“A Gift From God”
“God wants you to get off,” he adds. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Giant UFO That Panics London
Turns Out to Be Commercial
Drone Display
Advertising a popular tranquilizer. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Economy Growing, Stocks
Soaring, Inflation Abating,
Unemployment Low
Biden “too modest” to take credit. |
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Trump: Immunity Covers
Acts That “Cross the Line”
Like having a porn star spank you
with a copy of Forbes Magazine. |
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REMINDER |
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Let the voters decide if Benedict
Arnold should be President. |
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Report: Minorities Will
Be in Majority by 2050
At which point many white people
expect to shed their clothes and
ascend to heaven. |
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Ramaswamy Drops Out
of Race, Endorses Trump
Trump promises him head of Space Force. |
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POLITICS |
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Primaries: Trump Calls Rivals
“Liars,” “Cheaters”
and “Thugs”
And will pick one of them as his
runningmate. |
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