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TECHNOLOGY
  World's Most Advanced Humanoid Robot Reveals Its Thoughts, Fears
After a few minutes most people wave their hands and say “enough already.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Oxfam Predicts World's First Trillionaire Within 10 Years
And, if past is prologue, they will give a dime to each and every passerby they meet.
 
LAW
In Released Deposition Video,
Trump Claims to Have Prevented
“Nuclear Holocaust”

By hiring people who prevented him from causing one.
 
BREAKING NEWS
DeSantis Drops Out,
Endorses Trump

Blames his failure on “not attacking Trump harder.”
FEATURE
According to a federal analysis of Americans' eating habits, what percentage of our diet is made up of ultraprocessed food?
   A )  10%  
   B )  15%  
   C )  20%  
   D )  58%  
Hint: Not to mention microplastics, forever chemicals, other common toxins.
 
LEISURE
Scrabble Adds Slur Words
to Its Official Dictionary

In a move to attract Trump supporters.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump, E. Jean Carroll Face Off in Court
Trump's request for his own courtroom artist is turned down.

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