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PEOPLE
Roger Stone: Recording of Him Discussing Assassinations “AI-Generated”
“Every threatening thing I've said in the last fifty years is AI-generated,” he claims.
Trump: A President Must Have “Absolute Immunity”
“And soon.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Study: Drake, Nicki Minaj Use the Most Curse Words in Their Music
Perry Como, Patti Page, et al. tied for fewest.
 
BUSINESS
Former Church Now Selling Trump Merchandise
Already sold out of “Grab 'Em By The Pussy” hats, Trump crucifixes.
CONSUMER NEWS
Report: Fast-Food Outlets Hiring Children, Breaking Labor Laws
Some restaurants now have changing tables — for the employees.
 
SCIENCE
Musk: AI Will Put an End to Work
Then we can all just eat, sleep, and live off our crypto windfalls.
ChatGPT CEO Says AI
Evolving Faster Than
Expected

It's constantly asking for a raise.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Government Bans
Humorous Electronic
Safety Signs on Highways

After uncontrollable laughter causes 200-car pileup, shuts down interstate.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about Netanyahu, we said “the presidency is the only thing that can keep him from going to prison.” That line was from a story about Trump, and Netanyahu is Prime Minister, not President. We attribute the errors to AI.

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