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MILLIONS JOIN WOMEN'S MARCH ON ONE-YEAR
ANNIVERSARY OF TRUMP INAUGURATION
“Thanks,” he tweets, “I'm deeply honored.” |
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North and South Korea Teams to
March Together at Winter Olympics
Followed by joint military maneuvers, joint
nuclear weapons program. |
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UK Appoints Minister
For Loneliness
Well-known, highly regarded Eleanor Rigby. |
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 Iran: Banks
Failing, Depositors Losing Savings, Rampant
Corruption, Protesters Murdered in Jail,
Ayatollah is Blamed
Ayatollah: “Who, me?” |
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Dems Call for Vote to
Censure Trump
Or at least give him a “time out.” |
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Shutdown News: Three-Fifths of White
House Staff Placed on Temporary Leave
Nobody notices. |
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Doctor Finds Trump in
Excellent Mental Health
He's not deranged, just evil. |
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| REMINDER |
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Follow the hush money. |
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Report: New War Plan Allows for
Nuclear Retaliation to Cyberattack
From now on those kids will think twice. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Los Angeles:
Second Hollywood Sign Proposed to Ease Congestion
From Swarms of Tourists
Hundreds of Hollywood signs might solve problem. |
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