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PEOPLE
Stormy Daniels Appearance at Strip Club Sells Out
Dozens of investigative journalists had to be turned away.
Putin Submerges Himself in Frigid Lake
Proving beyond shadow of a doubt he's the toughest, manliest, baddest autocrat on Earth.
 
BUSINESS
Switch to Cryptocurrencies Could Change Nature of Charity
Brother, can you spare 0.000010 Bitcoin?
National Health Alert as People Eat Tide Pods in Viral “Tide Pod Challenge”
Often at one of Tide's newly opened laundromat/restaurants.
ENVIRONMENT
Majority of National Parks System Advisory Board Quits to Protest Trump Administration Policies
Plan to transition Grand Canyon to landfill, condos “the last straw.”
Thousands Petition Yosemite National Park Not to Open a Starbucks
Pizza Huts, Subways are enough.
 
SCIENCE
NASA: Huge Asteroid Headed Toward Earth “Potentially Hazardous”
“Hopefully it will hit some shithole country.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Scientists Say Adolescence Now Lasts From 10 to 24
Or until impeachment.
Baltimore: Hospital Apologizes for Patient Dumping
Will stop dumping very ill patients on streets, even if they don't have a “don't dump me” provision in their insurance.

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