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MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Number of Bigfoot Sightings Correlate With Black Bear Population
Authorities dismiss speculation it could be black bears wearing Bigfoot costumes.
 
EDUCATION
Report: AI Holograms of
Einstein, Newton Could Soon
Be University Lecturers

Or Chippendales dancers, rap artists, weather girls, mimes.
 
RELIGION
Experts: Humans Will
Soon Be Worshipping AI
Chatbots as Gods

Some will even pay to worship them without ads.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we reported that former President Trump “has taken up painting.” It should have read, “has taken to painting himself a victim.” We regret the error.
FEATURE
In the following order, China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and the United States lead the world in what?
  A ) Most oil production in the last two years.
  B ) Most coal production in the last two years.
  C ) Most population growth in the last two years.
  D ) Most state-sponsored executions in the last two years.
Hint: It's intentionally cruel, but hardly unusual.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Plans Announced to Build Tallest Building in U.S. in Oklahoma
Rooftop restaurant doubles as thrill ride during thunder storms, earthquakes, tornadoes.

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