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PEOPLE
Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls for “National Divorce” Between Red and Blue States
With red states getting sole possession of nuclear arsenal.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Creators of Deepfake George
Carlin Video Sued by
Carlin's Daughter

She has seven choice words for them.
 
MEDIA
News Business Continues to
Shrink With More Layoffs

But purveyors of disinformation are hiring.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Remote Workers 35%
More Likely to Be Laid Off

At which point they're 75% more likely to be kicked out of the house.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Programmers Train AI
How to Lie

Could lead to first chatbot president.
SCIENCE
New Scanning Technology Detects Long Lost City in Amazon Jungle
Scientist amazed at extensive network of roads for delivering diverse goods from enormous warehouses called “Fulfillment Centers” (translation).
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Recent Study on Protein-Rich Foods, Including Beef and Tofu, Revealed Microplastics in Nearly 90% of Samples
Until further notice, consumers advised to eat only junk food and gummi supplements.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Environmental Protesters Splash Soup on Mona Lisa
They previously splashed soup on a Jackson Pollock, but it went undetected.

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