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 NO. 956 “Expect the Ironic” JAN 28 - FEB 3, 2019 

Jan 21
Feb 4
TRUMP CAVES, ENDS SHUTDOWN
Claims victory for having “caved first.”
 
WORLD NEWS
Venezuela in Chaos: 1,000,000% Inflation
Experts there say it's “not an optimal time” to take out a loan.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Poll: Record Numbers of Americans Say They Care About Global Warming
“I'm spending way more on antiperspirants,” says one.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Revealed: Trump Tower Moscow Would Have Been Tallest Building in Europe
Putin could see Alaska from his penthouse.
U. S. NEWS
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross: Unpaid Federal Workers Should Have Taken Out Loans
Or sold one of their failing companies.
Senate Panel Subpoenas Michael Cohen to Testify
They want to know everything about hush money payments made to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal, what the terms were they agreed to, and what they were wearing.
 
REMINDER
  Collusion is not a crime, but it looks bad on your resumé.
 
Trump Tells Aides Caving on Wall Will Result in Bad News Cycle for Several Days
Then something worse will happen and it will all be forgotten.
 
POLITICS
Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg Forms 2020 Exploratory Committee
Their first task: find him a new name.
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