 POLAR VORTEX
PLUNGES MUCH OF COUNTRY INTO
RECORD COLD
Administration declares it a global cooling crisis,
orders coal plants to pump out more hydrocarbons. |
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U.S. Drops Out of Top 20
Among World's Least Corrupt Countries
But we're still ahead of Uruguay. |
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 Britain's PM
Theresa May Welcomes New Zealand's PM
She's in England to get her teeth darkened. |
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 Bolton's Exposed
Notepad Reveals Cryptic Sentence
“5,000 Troops to Colombia”
But don't worry, Mexico will pay for it. |
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Democrats, Republicans Begin
High-Pressure Bipartisan
Negotiation on Wall
Without saying word “wall.” |
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Public Divided on Medicare-For-All
Some want Medicare-for-most, others
Medicare-for-some, while Republicans
prefer Medicare-for-none. |
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Where there's smoke there's Roger Stone. |
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New Hampshire State Legislature,
Over Objections of Republicans, Bans Guns
in the House Chamber, Requires Sexual
Harassment Awareness Training
GOP argues best defense against sexual
harassment is a gun. |
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Billionaire Howard Schultz
Might Run Against Billionaire Donald Trump
Of course, he'll have to beat back challenges
by billionaire Michael Bloomberg, billionaire
Mark Cuban, billionaire Oprah Winfrey, and
any number of other billionaires thinking of
running. |
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