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 OBAMA
SETS GOAL OF 80% CLEAN ENERGY BY
2025
And college football playoff by
2040. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Egyptians Flee to Tunis; Tunisians
Flee to Yemen
Yemenis flee to Egypt. |
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280 Iraqi Prisoners Removed
from Camp Honor Just Before Human Rights
Inspection, Taken to Camp Justice
Later transferred to Camp No One Will
Hear Your Screams. |
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China: Neglecting Parents
Now a Crime
If convicted, you have to move back in
with them. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Finland:
Nuclear Storage Site Will Safely
Hold Radioactive Waste 100,000
Years
Unless something unforeseen
happens. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Intel Agencies Criticized for
Not Foreseeing Upheaval
In Middle East
CIA blames FBI, FBI blames NSA, NSA
blames agency no one's ever heard of. |
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Clinton Convenes
Unprecedented Mass Meeting of U.S.
Ambassadors
Causes critical shortage of hors
d’oeuvres. |
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| REMINDER |
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Keep
the devils you know
close, brutal dictators
closer. |
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New Mexico Bill Seeks to
Protect Anti-Science Education
State hopes to attract more low-tech
industry. |
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Republicans Say They Can Cut
Billions From Budget
Without hurting Koch brothers. |
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EPA Plan to Limit Rocket Fuel
Chemical in Drinking Water Stirs Debate
Between those advocating clean drinking
water and those who prefer an early,
painful death. |
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