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PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL
SEES OWN SHADOW
Predicts six more weeks of civilization. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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1.7 Million Brits Sign Petition
Demanding Ban of Trump's Visit Because It
Could Embarrass the Queen
Fear he might grab her pussy. |
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Finland Sets Goal of Just 2%
Smokers by 2020
And just 30% alcoholics. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 ISIS Unveils
Weaponized Drone Program
Tells reporters drones purchased
online from Walmart, “with free
three-day delivery.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Bans Travel To and
From 7 Muslim Countries
But not Saudi Arabia, so Saudis can still come
here and learn to fly. |
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Americans Sharply Divided
On Travel Ban
Half like it, other half detained at airport. |
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| REMINDER |
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Everything old and proven
wrong is new again. |
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White House Senior Staff Still
Using Private Email Accounts
“Lock us up,” quips one. |
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Trump's Travel Ban May Expand As He
Asks Homeland Security Chief to Submit
a List of Nations to Add
Also hopes to limit travel from New York,
California. |
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Good News: Boy Scouts Will
Now Allow Transgender
Youngsters to Join
Bad news: everything else in the news. |
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