| OBITUARIES |
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 Goebbels's
Secretary Dies at 106
Lived just long enough to see her boss's
politics come back into favor. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Melania Trump May Never
Move Into White House
“For what?” she tells friends. |
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| ADVERTISING |
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TV Shows Watched by Trump
Swamped by Advertisers
Hoping to Get His Attention
MSNBC's “Morning Joe” doubles
ad rate for Propecia, Hair Club for Men. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Apple Sitting on $246
Billion in Cash
Tim Cook: “For a rainy day.” |
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Trump Begins Dismantling Financial
Regulations, Consumer Protections
Public can look forward to cheaper, more
defective products. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Human-Pig Hybrid Produced
Using New Scientific Technique
Next up: pigs that fly. |
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 Creature
With Big Mouth, No Anus Could Be Our
Earliest Ancestor
Or it could be our current leader. |
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Cannibalism Common Among
More Species Than Previously Thought
And they all taste like chicken. |
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 New Theory:
Universe a 3-D Hologram
Replaces string theory as conversation killer. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Spending Time Nude Around
Others Leads to Greater Happiness
Tell it to the judge. |
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Study: One Third of Fast
Food Packaging Contains
Cancer-Causing Chemicals
Other two-thirds contain heart-attack and
stroke-causing chemicals. |
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