| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 New Tostitos
Bag Doubles as Breathalyzer
Coming soon: M&Ms that can tell if
you're stoned. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Mini Fire Extinguishers Inside
Lithium Batteries May Stop Blazes
At sign of fire, tiny hammer breaks glass,
sets off alarm, activates extinguisher. |
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Milestone: Computer Defeats
Humans at Poker
Outdrinks them, too. |
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 Robot Barista
to Eventually Put Thousands Out of Work
In only industry still employing Americans. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Boston Celtics
to Wear GE Logo on Jerseys Next Year
In honor of Boston-based international
conglomerate with long tradition of paying no
U.S. Taxes. |
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| According to the White
House, explaining the review of Dodd-Frank,
President Trump does not intend to put
“unnecessary limits on economic
opportunity.” Does this mean: |
| A ) | He doesn't
want to limit Americans' opportunity to become rich. |
| B ) | He doesn't
want to limit financial advisors' opportunity to
become rich at their clients' expense. |
| C ) | He doesn't
want to limit the opportunity for himself and his
friends to become even richer at everybody else's
expense. |
| Hint: you may choose both B) and C) |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 In Study of
Twin Astronauts, Researchers Find Differences
With One Who Returned From Space
Or was it the other one, they weren't sure. |
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| ALSO IN THENEWS... |
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Iran Bars U.S. Wrestling Team
From Upcoming International Meet
In retaliation, Trump orders nuclear attack. |
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