 NEW YORK: BUBONIC PLAGUE
DETECTED IN SUBWAY
Riders urged to avoid each other. |
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Japan May Force Its Workers
To Take Vacations
Penalty for not doing so would
be loss of vacation time. |
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Iraq Ends Years-Old Nightly
Curfew in Baghdad
Just in time for moviegoers to rush
out and see “American Sniper.” |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Comes Out in Favor of Spanking
But only for punishment. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Recent Castro Photos Emerge,
Showing Him Fit and Alert at 88
In one photo (not shown) he's waterskiing. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Calls Renewed for Release of
Withheld Parts of Investigation
Linking Saudis With 9/11
Now that we have enough oil. |
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1 in 4 Americans Stressed Over Finances
Most or All of the Time
Current Powerball jackpot: $450 million. |
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| REMINDER |
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A leave of absence makes the heart grow fonder. |
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Report: Uber Researching
Driverless Taxis
They would be programmed to never pick
up people of color and never go to the Bronx. |
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| POLITICS |
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Rand Paul Gets
His Measles Vaccination
Develops autism. |
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Two Thirds of Americans Dissatisfied
With Wealth Distribution
Includes richest .1%, who want more. |
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