ART |
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Recently Discovered
Bronze Sculptures Possibly by Michelangelo
Or a 3D printer. |
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Next Super Bowl to Be All
Commercials, With 30-Second
Spots of Game Highlights
During which viewers can go to the bathroom. |
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BUSINESS |
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Wells Fargo Bank Tracks
Employees' Happy-To-
Grumpy Ratios
Guess who is fired. |
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Mattel’s
CEO Resigns as Company’s
Sales Slide
Interim CEO moves to boost Barbie sales
by adding body piercing, tattoos. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Cockroaches Have Personalities
And a dry sense of humor. |
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Astronomers Forced to Backtrack on
Recent Discovery of Cosmic Inflation,
Finding at Least 40% of Signal Was Dust
from Keck Array Telescope
The janitor’s been fired. |
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Study:
Chimps Learn New Language
When They Change Locale
Unlike humans. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Organ Donation Has
Added 2,270,859 Years to
Americans' Lives Since 1987
So check that box on your driver's license,
you never know when a drunk driver will
make you a donor candidate. |
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Study: Conservatives Die
Sooner Than Liberals
Usually from gout. |
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